Chicken Twat

1. Someone, male or female, who acts like a domesticated vagina and has a great hip-swivel when preforming in the art of swinging a golf club with one hand. Abbreviated as CT.

2. Sometimes can be a Joe

3. Mainly a Courtney

Sam: You know who's being a real chicken twat tonight? Courtney, as usual.

Bob: I know what you mean, Joe's somewhat being a CT too, but not as bad as her. I noticed they are also really terrible at golf...

by The dink sitting next to me May 21, 2010

Chicken Situation

When you go to say "Chicken Sandwich", and accidentily replace sandwich with another word, in this case situation.

Customer: I would like a Chicken Situation, Please.

Waiter: What the god damn fucking shit is a Chicken Situation?

Customer: It's like when you got bread, and chicken, and a penis, and it's all put together. Minus the penis.

Waiter: Oh, you mean a Chicken Sandwich.

by CSituation June 1, 2010

chicken lag

When one does not feel good after having lots of chicken.

I had the wings from the restaurant down the street, and now I got the chicken lag.

by Ravi B. August 3, 2006

chicken picken

searching for narcotic residue on floor on hands and knees.

The bitch was chicken picken on the floor for crack all night.

by lapipaprincess February 17, 2009

Baby chicken

Any small and cute animal or child.

Aww...you are a little baby chicken.

by Monkey diddy August 26, 2016

pocket chicken

1. When you wrap fried chicken in napkins and stick it in your pocket to save for later.
2. Another name for a man's penis.

3. The feminine version of "cock."

"Jacob, why aren't you eating your fried chicken?"
"I don't like to eat in public," he says as he proceeds to wrap his meal and stick it in his pocket.

"Dude, pocket chicken!"

by Chesch April 15, 2017

Chicken feed

A pitiful amount of money you get from an employer or the benefits office where once you've paid everything out to stop yourself getting evicted and keep debt collectors off your back you're just about lucky to have enough left to buy a few bits from the reduced shelf at the supermarket

I'm once again sat clock watching for 5 days with nothing to my name waiting to be paid my chicken feed

by purpleponce October 25, 2020