busy burgers

A Goober way of saying "I'm very busy."

Lee - "Please stop texting me I am busy burgers right now!"

Elizabeth - "I am so good at distracting Goobers, like you."

by AbstractPits February 2, 2023

Oreo burger

An Oreo inside of a cooked burger

Hey chad brother wanna make me a Oreo burger

by A.M.W May 22, 2023

fucking up a mean burger

when you eat a really really good burger

“i can’t talk rn i’m fucking up a mean burger”

by scr0tumhat September 17, 2025

Hassle burger

A hassle burger is a social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, and their presence is annoying.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Alaskan burger

When a giant bear buttfucks a human while another bear on the side receives oral from the human

Tod: have you seen Greg?

Jake: no, he died in an Alaskan burger.

by P000k!3 April 15, 2023

Burger Gang

the funniest server that requires 10 steps of security to join
I made this just to spam the chat because funny!
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Burger Man: I just wanted a normal conversation on burger gang
debacle: if you want a normal conversation go to abstraks dweeb

by mggfgamer22351 September 9, 2021

jay jay burger

A saucy burger from Elio’s chippy defined by a burger bun, donner meat, garlic and chilli sauce. Served in a nice white poly box. Preferably consumed on premises whilst listening to lady gaga. Floor dancing is optional.

Assistant in Elio’s chippy: Hi what will it be tonight?
Customer: I’ll have the jay jay burger please!
Assistant: You hear that? Jay jay burgers in da houuuuuse

by Jqordyb November 27, 2020