Baked Jealousy

The feeling when someone has a delicious baked good (bread, croissants, cake, muffins), and you don't.

Brigid got chocolate croissants for her birthday and now I'm filled with baked Jealousy.

by IncipientMedusa February 9, 2021

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baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.

i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo

by fart moinke April 2, 2021

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Bakedy baked

A term used to describe being on a higher level of stoned

Yo bro, I'm bakedy baked!

by BAKEDA.M. April 6, 2021

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Bakersfield Roulette

When you hook up with a person with the same last name as you and then hope you aren't related after she gets pregnant.

I played Bakersfield Roulette with that girl from the party. Pregnancy test was positive so now we waiting on the 23 and me.

by TheChanLovesMe April 6, 2021

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Baked Alaska

The act of performing an "Alaskan pipeline"
Until the contents of the condom is fully melted.
The condom is then emptied onto the willing partners chest and a Cleaveland steamer is performed.

That baked Alaska stinks.

by Plamp April 13, 2021

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