Alabama Burrito

The act of opening a man’s urethra and shitting into it. Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket.

Durham loves receiving Alabama Burritos from Gabby.

by QuesoNacho January 13, 2024

Alabama cocaine

A mixture of home cooked methamphetamine (shake n bake meth) cut with ghb

Drove 10 hours to Birmingham to get Alabama cocaine thinking it was the real thing, ended up staying 90 hours awake and almost pluming head down from my 13th story window while having an onset psychosis

by not_too_big_joe June 21, 2024

The Alabama Jackrabbit

The sexual act of hunting rabbits, stuffing them then using them as a sex tool.

Wow Bungledash thanks for hunting that rabbit! Now we can use them for The Alabama Jackrabbit!

by DA Big curly July 20, 2024

Alabama Sneaky

When you secretly get married to your cousin.

"Man, did you hear? John Billy Bob Jones pulled an Alabama Sneaky."

by FerretClavicles August 19, 2022

Alabama Housefire

A sexual act in which an old lady smokes 1-4 packs of smokes out of her Cooch, and completely seals the house/apartment she and another partner is in, filling the house with smoke. After the packs are smoked, the old lady calls the fire department to rescue the two inside.

"Listen honey, I'll give ya an Alabama Housefire if you keep that up."

by Beekay104 May 19, 2024

Alabama Coin Toss

A sexual act where you flip a coin and each time it’s heads you add a bodily fluid. Toss as many times as you like

“Dude we got seven heads in a row doing the Alabama coin toss.”

by The Local Loser August 12, 2025