bar whaler

An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.

I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).

by BooSackNoodle November 04, 2014

im off a bar

extremely intoxicated on marijuana!!!!

im off a bar right now bluhd. I hit that shit hella 🤪

by gangster14 May 16, 2019

anal chocolate bar

A poop covered penis after having anal sex

She ate up that anal chocolate bar after getting her ass pound

by Lynzz November 02, 2023

Chocolate bar

A bar full with sometimes bloody diarrhea if it’s mint flavored if it’s normal it’s just a sharp poop, and if it’s melted it’s diarrhea

“Man this chocolate bar feels like the sharp poo I had this morning”

by THIS PERSON IS DOPE January 24, 2022

German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes

This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why

by Ricky Itchie Twitchy April 30, 2011

Bar-Hoo

Noise made by brass players in their earlier years, particularly the trombone. May be used to imitate bad playing, along with words like "frack" and "fwah". Usually occurs at the ends of phrases when the player runs out of air.

Honk honk hoooonnnnk, frrrrr-ACK! frrrrr-ACK! Bar-HOOOOOOooooooo

by trombonejones May 22, 2011

Raw Bar

The opposite of a sausage fest. A party only containing women.

Man this party is popping its like a raw bar, with all this fresh fish.

by Brian Ceo September 22, 2018