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poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.
"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."
by Sometimes. February 17, 2017
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Caramel Turtle

The trademark of grandmothers everywhere. Sweet, chewy, and hard to eat with braces. Needs several napkins for consumption, as it's so delicious, it causes massive amounts of drool. Very fattening.
Jinny: Poor Leona couldn't fit into her expensive homecoming dress!

Kimmi: Guess she ate too many caramel turtles.
by Elsbethromeo September 15, 2009
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turtle

Turtle is a verb that describes when a player in the video game fortnite builds himself a 1 by 1 base and hides in it.
yo check that player over there he‘s turtling!

Dude i‘m low on health lets turtle
by vicitarian December 31, 2018
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Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010
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skin turtle

when your penis slides back in to the foreskin of an uncut male.
did you see that cock slide back into his skin turtle.
by luluboogy June 16, 2018
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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Hardcore Turtle

A gay YouTuber who also posts on pornhub. Probably has Corona virus.
Stay away from that fucking hardcore turtle.
by Hardcoret March 12, 2020
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