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humchunk dump

somebody that you love a lot in a platonic caring way
love you my little humchunk dump 😊❤️
by humchunkdump February 29, 2024
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Hard Dump

A hard dump, as opposed to a soft dump, is when a partner suddenly severs ties with his/her partner. It is not uncommon to find this style breakup in today’s fast-paced, instant gratification culture. Contrary to popular belief, this breakup practice can be used in any relationship from pseudo to factual. A hard dump is almost always associated with phrases such as “I think you’re a really great person” or “I hope we can still be friends” and the all-time favorite “I know you’ll find someone as amazing as you are”
Can you believe how Brad hard dumped Angelina? I heard he did it via text, too. Ouchhh
by The Man. The Myth. April 21, 2022
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Rock Dump

When a poop is extremely hard to push out. This is interrelate to its size and some believe they are commonly smaller then average turds.
The man sat on the toilet for hours with a bad case of rock dump. After hours of dismay he was rewarded by a couple small turds smiling back up at him. Today he had done his due diligence.
by The Man Stan April 21, 2015
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Cunt Dump

A girl who is pregnant or about to give birth.
Dude did you see that girl she is either really fat or has to take a cunt dump!
by Skeleton Toucher March 13, 2022
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spray-tan dump

When you ask your girlfriend who has cheated on you with 4 or 5 guys, and has admitted to eating two of her ex's assholes, to have anal sex, and you stand on the bed and piss on her, dump her, and taze her with a 1,000,000 volt from cabela's in the back, pre-emptively, and file a restraining order against her.
I spray-tan dumped Kimberly last night because I found out from one of the guys on the baseball team that she did a tug-brothers with Nick and Paulie.
by thechri5 March 1, 2019
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Dump

being dumb
She is so dump yo.
by fashkjfvs March 16, 2023
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Dump N’ Pump

When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well
“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum
by wordington_thug June 5, 2024
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