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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
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by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

David-Jiing

The verb David-Jiing is defined as the action of yapping, confidently using statistics or personal experiences completely made up, without acknowledging the lack of integrity in those claims.

Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.

"- Dude like 70% of Stanford students are student-athletes, I swear!
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"

by yousef is stopid April 29, 2024

David Billington

A metaphor for a serial pedophile. Preying on the youngest victims possible. Located in the Leicestershire region of U.K.

"oh my days, David Billington is at it again!" Screamed the unfortunate parents.

by Mike the rock Tyson June 4, 2017

Daviding

Laughing too hard at your own joke. Over exaggerated frantic laughing at what you said when no one else laughed.

person telling story: laughs like a maniac
everyone else: silent
dude why is he laughing like that, it wasn't even that funny
yeah he's daviding pretty hard right now

by DrMojojo November 27, 2023

David

A very intelligent and talented young man, a go-getter with a big heart for others. Selfless; he gives people many opportunities; he extends grace, for much was given to him as well. Hopeless romantic and passionate being that has not given up on love. David is a rare type of human. He is the type of person that while he knows you lie to him, he knows but chooses not to expose you in front of others because he sees no value in that. There are very few like him. David is a loyal individual that prioritizes serious relationships. He is also very talented in bed, for he is gifted in size and knows how to use it. He can make any woman crave him. Although he is quite the man he tends to keep to himself and stays humble. If you’ve found yourself a David don’t let him go. He will rock your world and cover you in love.

Friend 1: “I just want to meet my perfect man”
Friend 2 “There is not such thing as the perfect ma…” (she pauses in astonishment as David walks into the room)

by Some kind of wise guy July 5, 2022

david hunter

Silver and gold. my friend doesn't shut up about him. West end actor with a big nose sorry xoxo.

He has played charlie price, Dr Pommater, Guy in once, Company of One man two governors. He trained at LIPA school for acting. Born in Warrington UK (Poor guy). I do not know anything else. Anywhoo thats all i have to say. Look him up if you want idc

Goodnight x

(Ps he looks like a typical dad and triggers my daddy issues :,()

Holly: David Hunter

Jeff: David Hunter triggers my daddy issues

by Anneboleynpan1522 September 6, 2020

David

He is so fine dick is bigger then Statue of Liberty
He pulls females
He is nice at basketball

And is a daddy
And he’s 🅿️

That guy is so David

by Jake Newman January 20, 2022