Willy-Whacker

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.
Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.
by WickWhack April 23, 2024
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Willie with a suitcase

In 20th century prison populations Willie with a suitcase is the man on the outside who is cuckolding you (keeping his shoes under your woman's bed, spanking your kids, and kicking your dog). Primarily used by African-American inmates. The equivalent amongst Latinos is Sancho while for White convicts he is known as Joe the Grinder.
Hey, Tyrone, I hear Willie with a suitcase is keeping a smile on your lady's face tonight.
by Retsil December 04, 2021
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Willy Wonka Waterfall

When you're eating ass and they sneak attack u with explosive diarrhea, and it just keeps spraying out violently. Just like the water fall the fat kid drowned in during the movie Willy wonka and the chocolate factory
Wtf Trevor ik that u hate jordyn but you didn't have to giver her a Willy wonka waterfall!!
by Bih ol tiger September 12, 2017
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bottle willy

A cock that looks like a fucking coke bottle
(Bottle willy)

Colin has a cock shaped of a bottle
by Don't worry about February 23, 2016
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whisky willy

A rock on the sea shore looking like a penis
Look there is a whisky willy
by Drewxxx February 26, 2015
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Willy Wacka

Nickname for someone who masturbates all the time. Offshoot of Willy Wonka.
Hey, it's Willy Wacka!! When you gonna stop jerking off all the time, huh??
by jay gee August 09, 2023
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Mega Willy

the outcome when 3 very good male friends decide they need to take their relationship to another level. Taking place usually in a third party bedroom (e.g. Four star hotel or higher) the 3 musketeers will all slowly remove their clothes, take a deep breath then proceed to plat their members into the now famous 'mega willy' as the penises entwin the 3 friends can reflect on what a marvellous time they have had up to know and think of the excitement still to come.
Ah it was amazing, we did mega willy last night we're even closer now
by Dr. Platcock MD November 23, 2016
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