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Jake Wight

A boy who shits on the floor at school in seventh grade and often rides his motorbike around girls houses yelling the “n” word when not invited to their end of the year party.
Jake Wight has a minuscule penis and always has an erection when seeing his motorbike.
by Racon Earbuds June 5, 2020
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Jake

Jake is liberal and he loves other humans; he wants the best for them. That's a must. He's a good listener and an introvert.

He's good vibes and a chill person to talk to. He's also willing to joke around and be sarcastic. He gives off wholesome sunshine vibes. If you find a Jake, don't let him go.

He keeps it real and he's fun and spicy! He's not someone you meet everyday.

On top of all of this, his looks will blow you away.
Have you met Jake? I have a huge crush on him.

That's Jake; all the ladies swoon when he walks by.
by musicaltheatrenerd July 11, 2022
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul has been known for many years as Dillons bitch.
by Worldwide facts January 26, 2021
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Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz

Hey, he's getting pretty good, man.

Hym "I'm watching Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz and I'm thinking (Keep in mind I only saw the highlights): Good jab work from like round 4 up from Jake. That could have started sooner. Has more than just an overhand now (I think he dropped him with the left hook). But he stands like a fucking mannequin. Move your fucking head a little bit. I heard once that if you're already in motion it's easier to accelerate quickly (I can't remember in what context though...) rather that if you're stationary.
The amount of time and energy it take to go from stationary to moving in either direction is greater for some reason (and I've heard it before but I can't remember). Which is what you are. Largely stationary. You're perfectly still on the centerline. You should be bobbing around on either side (This is all theory obviously and the most extreme example of which would be Clay Guida or something). That's why from round 4 onwards he was getting ABSOLUTELY Tea'd off on. I think if Nate would have let his hands go earlier he wouldn't have gone down in the-"

Iam "OH! SHORT LOW INTERCEPTING HOOK! THAT'S WHAT DOWNED HIM! AS HE WAS COMING IN!? THAT'S A JEET KUNE DO THING! THAT WAS BRILLIANT."

Hym *clears throat* "The first place. I think if he wouldn't have gotten wobbled in the 1st it would have been a totally different fight. Just hear me out, watch the difference in the head movement. As Nate lumbers across the ring you can see his head. Left right left right. Jake? Stiff as a board. And Nate slips a ton of punches throughout the match as a result. But at least Jake was keeping his giant punchable torso safe. It just isn't possible to fight a guy with decathelete cardio if you're getting punched all up in your organs."

Jake Paul vs Nate Diaz
by Hym Iam August 7, 2023
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Jake Spray Tan

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
by Informativity January 26, 2021
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Jake

A little bitch who steals all the girls when he gets mad. He usually has a big cock, and always wants to fuck.
Jake the big cock daddy sucked somebody else’s dick
by Cocks are niceeee March 3, 2020
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Jake Coles

So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women
oh look its Jake Coles he is so annoying
by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023
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