Santa's Bag

To place your hairy bean bag in a girl's eyes, then procede to fart repeatedly directly in her nose.

Christmas came early for Janet, because I brought her Santa's Bag last night.

by Naughty Naughty November 18, 2004

dough bag

Not related to douche bag. Referring to a bag of Dough. Usually meaning your a pussy, who couldn't buy him self some pussy, and in result, sucks dick instead.

He is truly a Dough Bag.
Johnny cakes got denied by that scabies infested hooker again, i think he might be a dough bag.

by Andrew Suthapuss December 15, 2008

Bag Pipe

This is another name for your Cock and Sack, your Bag Pipe.

She sure knows how to blow a Bag Pipe!
Have you ever played a Bag Pipe? I have one you can blow.

by CableBob October 22, 2008

Coon bag

A racist term meaning putting a garbage bag over nigger

You dumb coon bag!

by rollfuckintide15 April 3, 2015

tenner bag

£10 worth of weed weighs 1.9(inc bag)

can i have a tenner bag

by folb a lob January 3, 2008

douce bag

One who is an asshat, or in more common terminology, an asshole. Just a synonym for jerk. Refers to a bag that one puts ones douce (for post-sex cleanup) in.

Gary was a real douce bag to me after our break-up.

by Freckles January 19, 2004

Bag Peel

The act of a naked man slowly getting up off his leather sofa and gently peeling his sweaty scrotum from the said sofa.

The wife n kids were away last nite so I spent all evening bag peeling... EPIC..!!!!

by The Burgo of Torquay July 31, 2012