cum attack

When you see a girl that is so ridiculously hot that your heart stops and you jizz violently in your pants.

*Brooklyn Decker walks by*
Guy: " O jesus i just had a cum attack i need to get out of here"

by Beekay2124 March 15, 2011

cum guzzler

Men who love to guzzle cum. also known as lance. or sweigen

i went to the grocery store to buy some milk and next to the meat section i saw a cum guzzler choking on a hotdog.

by foosball_712 February 2, 2010

cum bucket

its a bucket full of cum

person 1: hey did you dump out the cum bucket

person 2: "yeah someone needs to go to the doctor"

by TerraraZ January 10, 2022

cum post

Another word for a Penis. a post (penis) where jizz is ejaculated from.

i got my cum post out and squirted all over her!

by Alex Hodgson (A Trak) April 19, 2006

cum clover

The extra giz that comes out of the penis after a man has ejactulated, usually hangs from the end of the penis.

Just when i thought nothing more would come, out comes a cum clover.

by dumpster4437 June 13, 2006

cum guzzler

a gay man or straight woman who after the male cums licks it up and swallows after savoring the flavor

Man ten bucks says kyle's a cum guzzler.

I found out that shes a cum guzzler

by 78896 September 29, 2007

cum-twat

It strictly defines someone who is ugly, due to there personality and the fact that can be a total a-hole, too.

Man, Jim is a real cum-twat in the morning.

by Evil 1 August 24, 2006