A way to announce or say that some one is lying, untruthful, false, dishonest, mendacious, perfidious, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, duplicitous, dissimulating, dissembling, double-dealing, two-faced, Janus-faced, guileful, underhand, disingenuous, crooked, bent, sneaky, tricky, hollow-hearted, ect. Most of your best friends will likely say this to you.
Person 1: I have a loving, happy family which I enjoy hanging out with them. They love me and I love them.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.
Person 2: Hahaha CAP.
by Come Drinker December 29, 2020
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Get the line of cap mug.When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012
Get the Toledo Shower Cap mug.A personal map of how someone naturally thinks, learns, and processes the world—especially when it doesn’t line up with how schools, jobs, or society are structured. People with strong CAP awareness usually aren’t “broken”—they’re just running a different cognitive operating system that needs different inputs (like context, meaning, time, or rhythm) to function properly.
CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.
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Get the The Flemish cap mug.When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.
Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.
Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.
Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.
by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015
Get the The Poop Cap mug.The act of wetting the tip of the erection and gently coating said tip into powdered sugar and having your partner passionately lick it off.
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