dirty zephan

When you fuck a girl for 38 hours straight only to pull out and put it in the stinker. When doing a dirty zephan you never use protection or the cum stink soup can’t be enjoyed

Omgggggg my man just did a dirty ZEPHAN and I wanted to scream so badly

by Yanguskhan69 November 15, 2023

Dirty Marvin

Usually involves 2 people (male-male female-female male-female) where one person pours vodka into the ass of the other person then proceeds to eat their ass then kiss them. The other person does the same. Repeat as many times as necessary for both people to get drunk

Some variations are the Russian Slow Dance or the Cuban Fudge Tornado

Person 1: hey man wanna do a dirty marvin?
Person 2: what the fuck

Person 1: damn bro I did a dirty Marvin with Edna last night!
Person 2: that’s cool but have you ever tried a Russian Slow Dance?

by Iwearsocks December 5, 2023

dirty Brisen

When she plays with your dick then she just starts to do the twister vacuum gawk gawk 3000

I just want to do the Dirty Brisen for you.

by Justbelekka February 24, 2021

dirty thank you

Accidentally crop-dusting an unsuspecting member of the public or waiter who you are thanking for something

When my bill came at the restaurant, I accidentally dirty thank you’ed the waiter

by Bubbleback December 28, 2023

Dirty teej

The dirty cole is when you are driving up the country backroads and see a wild bobcat on the side of the road. You pull over to aggressively fuck it and while fucking your camo hat falls off. In retaliation you open the trunk of your Acadia and pull your lawnmower out. You spread the bobcats asshole open and mow the hair off. You continue on with your life and go mow your next clients yard.

My dog bit me so I pulled a dirty teej

by Longstrokejackson February 27, 2023

dirty madlyn

When a girl is having a seizure and u surprise with a dick in the ass

She was a seizure so I gave her a dirty madlyn before ambulance arived

by TweekerT69 April 10, 2024

Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub

It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges

by Le on January 26, 2022