Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

by Shrieked January 30, 2025

Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.

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by Clevemeyer December 15, 2015

Dick

The only thing i like about men

Emma: hey Lexi did you see Cayden he’s so hot.

Lexi: ewww he’s disgusting.

Emma wdym? I hear he has a 10’ Dick

Emma hey Lexi why are you walking towards him, hey Lexi wait up.

by Sexstory”s <3 May 17, 2021

Possum Dick

Possum Dick

Possum Dick

by ლ(╹◡╹ლ) October 19, 2019

get your dick outta your crack!

used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.

"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"

by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012

Muscle Dick

When one has more muscle and testosterone than brains.

That gym bro is a total muscle dick

by coolincatt April 19, 2024

Dick Nose

A person who acts like a tool or snob. Some could say that they also look like they have a dick for a nose

That Ethan is being a total Dick Nose right now.

by Bobby The First January 5, 2023