National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

Dick rider

Garland locals

“Let’s skate garland”

“Nah (dick rider)”

by Hot curry October 17, 2023

dick beige

A word used to describe the skin color of white douche bags and fuckbois

My new boyfriend is a nice shade of dick beige. So hot...

by Chaos chaos December 8, 2016

dick kraut

when stuff that looks like sourkraut to coming out of your penis

Damn, Anferney- you got a bad case of dick kraut, eww

by lysol420 August 15, 2017

Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.

Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.

by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015

Dick Lisp

A speaking disorder gained particularly by males from gobbling large amounts of cock.

Did you here Jordan'a dick lisp. I heard we went backpacking through Europe and participated in what the Germans call Wurstzubereitung.

by XxxgreaselordxxX January 15, 2017

Dick Riggered

When you get dicked so hard you fall asleep immediately.
In a state of blissful rigor mortis.
Then you wake up stiff.

Damn, he rocked me so hard last night, I got a case of the dickermortis. The ol' dick down. I was full on dick riggered.

by HulkSlogans October 16, 2021