Douche-dick

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.

My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!

by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021

Dick

The best part of a man :)

GOD JACKSON HAS A NICE DICK✌️😈😩

by Marie_<3 September 22, 2021

He Smoken Dickes

A Phrase said after someone says something stupid after/while smoking a blunt

“Bruh he smoken Dickes

by Yungdaki April 19, 2022

shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.

Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.

by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021

big dick bitner

Long daddy dick bitner

Fuck me daddy big dick bitner

by Daddy rastaaaaaa January 7, 2018

Ri-dick

A play off of the word ridiculous; A moment of complete shock as a result of another person's moment of complete douche-baggery.

Guy 1 "Dude did you see Alex take a shit on that guy's car?"
Guy 2 "Yeah man that was so Ri-dick"

by Siknik July 1, 2012

Dick Hole

A balding older man with a prickly sour looking face, usually taking out his sad existence on those around him.

David is a fucking dick hole

by Manigmoot December 14, 2024