Urban Dictionaries Dick

Omg it's large as fuck
No really
Just take a look my guy
🏳️ 🌈✨💕OMG💕✨🏳️ 🌈
🏳️ 🌈✨💕YOU'RE GAY?🏳️ 🌈✨💕
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"Urban Dictionaries Dick was huge as fuck my guy"

"Really?"

"Yeah"
"Haha now you're gay"

"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"W-whats with that look?
*drops soap*
"Shi-"

"UD-T WAS huge my guy"
"But wanna see something bigger than that?"

"uhh I uhh"

by PeePeeRatTheULTIMATEPOTAT November 24, 2021

big dick lex

Big Dick Lex. She's not gay, she's big dick lex.

"BIG DICK LEXIIIII"
" Wow, what a big dick Lex."

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Junior's dick

Is the best dick a girl can get super long and makes the girl feel like she is in heaven

Junior's dick is perfect

by Jasmine292828 November 24, 2021

Big Dick Daddy

The hottest man like you just want him to fuck you he has the biggest dick in the entire universe

Girl 1: Bro is that a Big Dick Daddy?

Girl 2: Yeah; he fucked me last night. He's 14 inches!!

Girl 1: Holy shit!!!

by DeezNutsHAHAGotEm2921 November 23, 2021

Big dick Jakyron

Jakyron is a big headed ass nigga but be pulling he don’t give two FUCKS bout a nigga fellings or a hoe felling he got a a lot of best friends and fun to be around but also likes making people mad it’s funny to him.And his partner in crime TYREEK his day one is one ugly mf.also that nigga crip jus so Yk

Dingy hoes:big dick Jakyron fucked the shit out of me

by Jakyron that niggga November 23, 2021

King Dick

Usually a man who is gay, black, and has a very huge penis

Usually a man who is gay, black, and has a very huge penis

"is this dick good"
"yes king"
"how good is this dick"
"Amazing king dick"

by king_dick May 17, 2023

Spooky-scary-ghost-dick

When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…

Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”

by Unicornucopia May 18, 2023