Dick licker

A person that likes to lick dick for a living

Drew called lia a dick licker after the blow job

by Hoes mad 69 June 26, 2018

Dick Licker

A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.

"Hey you Dick Licker, quit crying and get to work!"

by B1992 June 29, 2016

Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.

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by Clevemeyer October 21, 2015

Dick trip

When a person attempts to operate out of their intellectual weight class and gets called out for it.

Did you see the muhfkkr Eric try and be smart, boy's a total dick trip.

by GoneJuan August 30, 2022

Dick jam

A game where you slap your penis against your abdomen as hard as possible. Or you slap it upwards and shred paper or sea weed.

Man, I'm going to be the next Dick Jam gold medalist!

by dickjam#1 February 16, 2016

Dick Jam

When a man’s dick stinks.

Sarah went down on John and noticed he had Dick Jam.

by Bagtalk January 28, 2020

dicking around

When people fuck around, screw off, and waste your time.

Example:
Tom: Ooh shiny!
Steve: Stop Dicking Around!

by DongWrangler April 19, 2022