National Grab Dick Day

October 3rd... The perfect day to grab your mans dick without being judged. Do it any time anywhere

Yo Timmy today is national grab dick day... You know what that means!

by Jml02 October 2, 2018

National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job

His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day

by lilly2222 November 19, 2022

national car sex day

August 11th Is national CAR SEX DAYYY it’s the day where you find ya favorite broad & crack em inna whip

“ aye arackz is national car sex dayyyy”

by The nìgga masee August 5, 2024

daleah appreciation day

daleah appreciation day is a day where you celebrate daleah for being ur friend

“Omg today is daleah appreciation day”

by sunsh1n3_21 July 24, 2023

modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.

I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.

by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016

National Send a Pic of your face day

Send a picture of your face to anyone who asks on October 6

Person 1: what is today?

Person 2: today is national send a pic of your face day!

by countyfog827738393 October 6, 2021

National fuck a homie day

March 6

national fuck your homie day is day dedicated to pleasuring your homie for being a good homie don’t forget your socks or it’d be gay

National fuck a homie day is coming up did you get lube?

by Standardissue757 March 6, 2024