Dick

A person who looks up dick on urban dictionary.

"You're a dick."

by Soggytostr May 21, 2022

dick neck

a long neck shaped like a dick

"you seen yaliza??? the one with the dick neck?"

by qsuini September 27, 2021

Dick Eater

When a male or female temporarily consume a penis.

Bro did you see what he did last night? Now he's a Dick Eater.

by MISTER PENIS69 February 26, 2018

Dick day

The day were you can dick down your favorite friend or parents/cousins

Dick day

hey mom today’s dick day

by Papervut June 1, 2021

Dick up

Start acting like a man and drop ur balls

This man is acting like my baby brother he needs to dick up

by 127goat August 2, 2025

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022