Dick Stomp

Dick Stomp is a phrase used to describe the sound and actions of a loud stepping upstairs neighbor. The person responsible for the dick stomp is not purposefully causing a ruckus. Instead, they are ignorant to the fact that walking could cause such a commotion. When confronted about the noise, they will claim that they are, 'just walking'.

This morning I was awoken by the dick stomp.

by kwis9 March 28, 2023

stop swinging your dick in my direction

Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.

Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.

Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object

by Heroyalness March 29, 2023

Dick Turd

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a real Dick Turd….

by Heywood J’ablowme March 29, 2023

Sniffle dick

When a guy doesn't get a blow job and whines and cries likena little bitch afterwards.

When johnmy couldnt get a blowjob he went home and cried like a sniffle dick

by big 10-4 March 29, 2023

Sacagawea This Dick

The scenario when 2 men are exploring gay sex while recording with a POV camera

Dan: “I’m still new to gay sex. I still need to explore.”
Sam: “Well how about you Sacagawea This Dick.”

by Milfhunter2003 April 1, 2023

Dick beetle

Slang word for cockroach, an insect known for moving fast, infesting homes, and being a common pest in general.

Did you see that Dick beetle?

What the fuck are you talking about

I call cockroaches “Dick beetle”

by Just-a-weird-girl-69420 May 30, 2024

Dick Dawkins

Look at the fucking shit he just did! He just did it to Dick!

Hym "You see what happened the other day witj Jordan Peterson? He just said that "The Atheists have no good arguments' and then he brings up Dick Dawkins. Right? Dick Dawkins was asked by Alex O'Connor the other day 'Which is the most competent religious debater?' And Dawkins' response was 'I don't think there are any.' You see what he (Jordan Peterson) did there, right? He's just saying the opposite of what Dick Dawkins said! He does it to me too. Destiny kind of alludes to it in their interview. He just says the opposite of whatever anyone says about the religion. I say 'God is a Psychopathic Narcissist' and now he says 'The protesters are psychopathic narcissist!' Dick Dawkins says 'No good argument for God'Jordan just SAYS THE FUCKING OPPOSITE OF THE WORDS THAT WERE SAID, DAWG! Do you believe that shit!? That's his new thing now. And then he bring up Dick Dawkins not 2 seconds later. Which makes what he's doing even less subtle. He just says the fucking opposite of what people say, just, completely arbitrarily."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2024