by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.
1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled
by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010

when u havin a bad day and some random person is talking to u abt random shit u don't even give two kharas abt
by sniffxy August 26, 2023

I only do this because of the mug ad
*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.
by zuuuuup March 30, 2023

You ass hopper you fuckitall and went garloomp.how can you jump person to person and we never even introduced you to them
by Ckebme June 6, 2021

by Ballisticboy 69 February 13, 2017

Ass Assy
by ~ Kitsuni ~ July 17, 2022
