Lame Ass Mf

Somebody who is a Lame Ass Mf. Sometimes they could be Lame asl

Bro this kid is a lame ass mf

by Waylon Jennings November 21, 2021

Who fukd u in the ass

The joke WHO
WHO ASKED

is boring

u come back at it by sayin
((The one who fucked you in the ass))
That’s who

Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Moe: the one who fukd u in the ass

by zaworldo August 9, 2021

ass touching

Slapping your own ass to draw attention.

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass

by SillyScholar January 1, 2017

ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.

Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021

Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.

Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.

by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019

Ass wipe

Jake Paul

Dude that niggas being such an ass wipe he’s gonna catch the fade

by FuckingPussy.com November 17, 2019

Snow Plow Ass

An ass that is as wide as a snow plow, so wide you could drop it to the floor and push snow wit it.

-PENN DOT WOULD HIRE HER Snow Plow Ass

by ScottyJtheGreat May 4, 2012