Dirty Munro

From Scottish Origins, A Dirty Munro commonly takes place on either a croquet field or a golf course.

A male will proceed to perch himself ontop of a bench followed by a small leap into the air, using gravity to aid the insertion of a full golf club/croquet racket deep inside the colon. Once inserted he will wait for the next group of players to tee off and use him as a putter/racquet.

"That was a spectacular round today, even landed that putt with the Dirty Munro on the 14th"

by RLFORESKIN October 31, 2021

The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.

Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!

by Goose1769 March 28, 2025

Dirty Rowen

When you didn’t actually know she’s 10 so you got her pregnant. You aren’t allowed within 120 feet of a preschool. You also bran flakes because you’re a gross motherfucker

I accidentally pulled a dirty rowen. Now I’m in prison

by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea June 20, 2024

dirty donut

the act of fucking a donut that is fucking your best friend who is fucking your mom

i pulled a dirty donut on my friend

by donald dumр February 14, 2022

dirty totiona

The act of violently shitting diarrhea in the bed at 3am and being angry with your husband about it. Even though you did it.

"last night my wife pulled a Dirty Totiona, she was so mad at me and I didn't even do anything.

by BORN2SAW October 21, 2020

Dirty tackle

When a man does not shower for a few days (3 or 4 will do), to get nice and raunchy, and then, after reaching primo raunch status, has any girl perform felatio. Usually the schmeg can be smelled from head high, so having her face in your dirty, not washed, raunchy croch won't be a pleasant experience for the senses (at least one of them).

I didn't shower for three days, and so when my girl came over I decided to give her the dirty tackle. She went down on me and I smelled it (schmegma) from up top so I know she definitely did too. However, she didn't seem to mind.

by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015

Dirty lamb skin

A giant douche bag that’s completely see through that likes contracting chlamydia

Kyle is a dirty lamb skin

by Shorty mcfuckstick March 8, 2023