A dick is a pen, it can be smaller or larger than one though. Just like a pen a dick has the ball, tip and the long thing in the middle.
by emobitchxx February 19, 2024
Get the Dickmug. 1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.
Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.
by Literally Every Booty Warrior March 16, 2025
Get the That Indian Street Dickmug. by pussy crust January 29, 2018
Get the dick hockeymug. by YourOwnMom October 28, 2019
Get the Dickmug. Lele:...Since I'm quarantined with him nothing else to do then....
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy
Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok
Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm
Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy
Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy
Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok
Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm
Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy
Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!
by OofOofOfOofOofUhhhOof April 27, 2020
Get the Dickmug. by erockyoutoo September 18, 2023
Get the dick exercisemug. The fun swingy like toy that is in between your legs. It is quite sociable and is quite loooooooooooooooooooong
by throwaway69420 April 10, 2023
Get the Dickmug.