Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan

*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.

by Codes&ry November 15, 2020

ass

ass is a thing in your back when people stick their penis in their asshole and they nut in the hole. Sometimes ass is fat that you want to nut in them like Gracie Bon, and Ice Spice. Ass is sometimes small or big.

ME: Man that ASS is fat as shit bro
Her: HELL YAH GIRL
Me: I'll sperm in that

by BINGGGCHILLINGG!!!! February 7, 2025

Ass whisper

Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.

Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper

by Bujjeje December 9, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

September 15 is national grab ass day

i grabbed her ass on national grab ass day

by Jayden Brookie September 15, 2021

Gay ass

To go looking for LGBTQ action.

We should drive separate because I think she's going to gay ass afterward which I don't think I want to do.

by PeopleLikeUs January 7, 2020

Swish that Ass

This is the cause when 3 guys fuck each other so hard they break each others dicks in half causing them to start licking eachothers assholes vigurously

Me and the guys last night had to start Swish that ass cuz we kinda messed up

by Swishma January 19, 2022