Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

Big dick energy

Dana

Dana radiates big dick energy

by namjoonlistenstooldtownroad April 21, 2019

vacation dick

Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing

She was finally able to get some vacation dick after a long day at the beach

by Piezog June 9, 2016

Chicken chow dick

When your into an Asian girl but she into some freaky shit and occasionally says something that is weird but still eventually ends up in you smashing

(In heavy Asian accent) for dinner later it is rice with a little chicken chow dick.

by Bofa deez nutss July 17, 2016

Dick kittens

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience

*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!

by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

urban dicking it

to search on urban dictionary

hold on let me urban dic that
yeah, urban dicking it

by jeanscocknballz November 13, 2021