Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.

''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''

by DickRick990 March 23, 2025

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

The Bubble Boy Ginger Ale Back Smacker Dick Sucker

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Community Dick

Everyone in the world shares the same little shrimp

Made by AVA AND NEVAEH

@avalyssa2
@iiineaaaa
on gram

Yo AVA did you hear NEVAEH fucked on him. She got a taste of that community dick. How bout dem apples.

by iiineaaaa March 25, 2025

jarvis dick suck

when a girl is sucking your dick and she straight up turns into iron man

"Ayo bro my girlfriend gave me the jarvis dick suck"
"Dude what get out of my house who are you"

by enter186here March 25, 2025

Boys With Tight Dicks

Boys with tight dicks are known for being overall very chill, generous when it comes to alcohol/recreational drugs, love to eat BBQ, and most importantly: have average sized but very aethestically pleasing genitals.

Dude 1: Whoa, the boys with tight dicks are here.
Dude 2: Damn they are so cool, kind and humble.

by Mr. Dialogue November 22, 2021