'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

Dirty Wedding Band

A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.

Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.

by Nastykitty1981 June 2, 2015

Dirty Proctor

When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger in there ass

Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor

by Stinkyfinger October 6, 2021

dirty bash

The act of sticking a hard penis into another manes ear on his birthday.

Birthdays are so much better with a dirty bash in zacharys presence

by dick bob April 15, 2020

Dirty Figs

When a person performs a sexual act of excretion on their partner, but opens and closes their sphincter repeatedly to cut the faeces into tiny pellets creating a droplet sensation on the other person’s body or face.

“She really made my night when she dropped the dirty figs on me. Have you tried that shit? It tickles!”

by WettFannie November 16, 2020

Dirty Froy

Cover sleeping eyelids with cum and wait to dry. Sticking eyes shut.

I dirty froyed that girl last night.

by ChiefGuy November 4, 2021

Dirty Zeppelin

The opposite of a "blumpkin". When you're the individual droppin dookies. But you're eating out the bar skank as she stands in front of you. And the bartender working walks in on it.

Sally's ready to close the bar and Goes to shut off the the lights in the bathroom....Walks in on JK with his pants around his knees giving CK a Dirty Zeppelin.

by TheRealYo September 17, 2023