Grab ass month

The month of march you can grab anyones ass aslong its ur friend its not gay

People are so exited for grab ass month

by BBB 1 March 5, 2020

ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.

Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021

ass

A Sensual Savant

Last night you acted like such an ASS

(at least I really hope this is what it stands for lol)

by lifeunlimited May 12, 2016

Ass Burgers

A disease that makes burgers grow on you ass.

I'm sorry, you're son has Ass Burgers.

by human human February 20, 2021

Ass magician

Someone who, thanks to magic, is able to stuff his own dick in his ass

I just went to the ass magician. It was pretty awesome

by Chad_maisvikkel May 18, 2018

Snow Plow Ass

An ass that is as wide as a snow plow, so wide you could drop it to the floor and push snow wit it.

-PENN DOT WOULD HIRE HER Snow Plow Ass

by ScottyJtheGreat May 4, 2012

Ass Mewing

The ancient art of pressing your tongue firmly against someone’s back door and holding it there like you’re trying to realign their colon chakra. Often performed with spiritual commitment and questionable hygiene.

“Bro where you been?”

“Busy ass mewing — I’m basically an orthodontist for buttholes now.”

by BootyCartographer October 25, 2025