Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

Pencil dick

Jeremy colvacine very small and has no fucking use

Jeremy has a small pencil dick

by Kingpinroast June 2, 2016

Slick a Dick

To sloppely nibble a loved ones ear

Now thats ”clappes hands” a slick a dick

Its not a nibble, its a slick a dick

by SlickaDick April 14, 2024

dick dunlop

A condom

If he had used a dick Dunlop the he wouldn’t have ended up getting her preggo and having to fork out for child support

by Crombo July 19, 2020

Dick eye

When a female hasn't sucked dick in a while may lead to blindness and loss of hearing weight and common sense

Philip gave Taijahnay Dick eye 3 days ago

by Sackofjoy112 October 8, 2025

Dick

A toy girls love to use when horny or are a freak

This is a toy to enjoy called the dick

by Khgjejj March 2, 2021

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018