Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders

He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.

by sweato September 3, 2020

Dick

A dick is something you can put in a pussy

I’m going to get some dick tonight

by Hdjsodkr August 20, 2019

Spotted Dick

Originating from a misunderstand of the term “Cheater Cock,” this phrase is a way to call someone a cheater. Typically in reference to cheating in a card game.

“He’s such a spotted dick!”
“What?”
“He was cheating by looking at my cards!”

by DonaldGloverFan53 February 11, 2024

dick goal

A woman' junk; vaginal; pussy

" Look at that' dick goal I'm totally shooting at that tonight."

by jjthekid June 23, 2014

Dick Cheater

A guy who cheats on his woman, typically with somebody else who has a penis.

Man, Jake is a dick cheater!

by _jakedasnake June 4, 2018

derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!

Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect

by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024

Dick N Dash

When you engage in intercourse and depart immediately after never to be seen Or heard from again.

Kyle: What happened with your date the other night?
Vince: I hit her with the old dick n dash.
Kyle: Damn that’s cold bro.

by iamanthonydean May 24, 2020