GRAB DICK DAY

it’s September 2, just a random day to grab a boys dick

Hey Jonny ,today’s grab dick day

by idontvsco-sksksks August 30, 2019

Molten lava dick

The ultimate trap for big women on tinder step one by a molten lava chocolate cake from Chili’s to go step to invite a big woman from Tinder step three stick a dick in Cake step for let her enjoy

Hey bro I had this fat bitch come over and she enjoyed this molten lava dick

by Cheeseburger 6969420 August 9, 2021

Kick dick day

On 18 February it is national kick dick day! Kick any guy in the dick and they can’t stop you.

Hey Abbie it’s kick dick day let’s go kick the guys in the dick

by Hahahah fuck u February 15, 2021

Dick rider

A woman who always takes the man's side in an argument to win his affection

Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider

by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024

Green Dick Slaminitus

Whan you get something from a girl but you don’t know what. The only thing you do know is it’s bad.

Dude you just smashed?! You got the green dick slaminitus!!

by ScientificStreet knowledge November 27, 2017

Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.

I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'

by Counter Royal February 27, 2023

Dick~nipple

Tip of the penis with slightly different skin tone and usually separated by skin ring marking the tip of penis to where the shaft starts. Usually more sensitive then rest of the penis.

Michael zipped his over sized dick~nipple in his zipper.

by SuperDicker March 14, 2023