Warlock Dick

A man's penis that has contracted and showing symptoms of HPV.
"Soooooo, I tested positive for HPV and now I have warlock dick."
by Beatrice Juice September 29, 2021
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DICK SKIN

DICK SKIN is primarily the name of a dude who enjoy pounding off to other dudes. People who are jealous or envious of there peers will call them DICK SKIN because they have penis envy. Some sex offenders use the name DICK SKIN to call there buddys because they have butt sex fantasy’s about them.
Hey Jason have you seen Johnny Dick Skins facebook lately? (Jason) No Tim i have not, also your on the “List” and should get off the internet!!!
by Timmy the Toucher January 29, 2022
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Dick skin

When one's skin on the neck drupes or becomes wrinkled.
Yo bro look at yo neck it's dick skinned.
by WickedRiceball April 12, 2017
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Dick helicopter

A gay Intercourse With another man , (it’s a gay sex position)
Oi Fred wanna do the dick helicopter tonight
by Your bobaoom stick is gay November 05, 2018
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dick trodding

Man whoring, sticking your dick in lots of holes.
He was dick trodding all over the place.
by Alltruthiswear February 28, 2018
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Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.
Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2022
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