When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'
Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...
by Jor Gor June 27, 2009
Get the Dick Justicemug. A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024
Get the Dick bagelmug. "Girl, I'm running out of options here. I'm going to have to resort to my vacation dick."
"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."
"He is acting weird now. I think this ended up just being a vacation dick."
by MayraDiver June 16, 2016
Get the vacation dickmug. Morning after... He says " Mornin. Want some breakfast sexy?" She responds " Sounds nice. It's not often I get offered breakfast. Your so thoughtful! Can we have Bob Jones for breakfast?" Unto his response " No dear. All I can afford to get you is an extra large dick biscuit!" He chuckled.
by Sixx420 April 2, 2021
Get the Dick Biscuitmug. by mickeys reef <*))))< April 1, 2021
Get the stick dickmug. The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?
by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023
Get the Cow dick syndromemug. what you call your dick if you have had more then 5 woman in a years time that have gone through a divorce/breakup
My friend said I have a divorce dick, after I had sex with a milf that just went through a hard divorce
by Fallis August 31, 2018
Get the divorce dickmug.