Friend :Hey man, whats that all over you?
Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.
Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.
by Rustaford September 15, 2020

National dick grab day Is a day when a girl can come grab your dick whenever they want. So boys be prepared!
Random girl: Aha i just grabbed your dick because its “National dick grab day“.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.
Random boy: omg you got me there aha.
by Ustania April 11, 2019

by 60sgirl May 18, 2018

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.
by Sturdy McGreengo November 16, 2021

by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023

condom for gay people
by hilh987ujkn January 3, 2018

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
