Ass licking

to lick an asshole.

Im gonna go ass licking with Darren. Were gonna lick some donkey asshole!

by Jack_Is_Black May 22, 2023

blessing an ass

the act of ejaculating onto an ass

bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.

Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?

by assgod6969 May 24, 2017

Half-ass connection

when a person in a relation half asses with the other. that person may act like they are interested but in all actuality only want them for sex, vulnerability, money, or to show off but when they don’t get their way there true colors show.

I’m so fucking tired of this half-ass connection with him.

I put in all this effort, attention, and patience just to have a half-ass connection with this nigga, fuck off.

by thatgirlana June 1, 2019

Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.

Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.

by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022

Ass hopper

People who go Lilly pad to Lilly pad fucking it all.

You ass hopper you fuckitall and went garloomp.how can you jump person to person and we never even introduced you to them

by Ckebme June 6, 2021

Ass

Something that is normally going to get grabbed if you a girl.
A different way of saying Butt.

“Damn Kelly has a fat ass….”Smirked Alex
“Shut up you b!t(h!SHE’S F***ING 15 WHILE YOUR 17!”Shouted Sabrina
“Shut up pancake ass…”Muttered Alex as he slapped her butt
“OW!”Cried Sabrina
“Leave her alone Alex”Sighed Kelly.
“Ok stress balls chest…”Grinned Alex
“Ugh jerk”Said Kelly as she slapped Alex’s pervert face

by Your_Local_Volunteer_for_VFD February 16, 2022

im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.

“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020