im on my ass

something you would say when you are super drunk/high but at the same time relaxed.

“im on my ass now that i took 2 bong hits and an edible

by aidenthetank December 9, 2020

Serge Ass

A very round bubble ass, that is very smelly. Richard's preferred choice of rectum. It smells absolutely horrible, but can regenerate quickly and heal itself from Richard, before he rips it in half again.

Richard can't decide what to name his New York Times Bestseller book, "The Ass of Serge", or "Serge Ass".

by Richard's Essentials April 24, 2022

Ass drumming circle

Verb,
A group of men or women. Sometimes coed meet up with a pair of drum sticks for each person. Each person puts their bottom out and starts hitting the person in front of them with the drum sticks and forming a circle thus ass drumming circle.

Me and 4 of my friends went and did an ass drumming circle last noght

by Old and confused January 5, 2024

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023

Ass-tongue

The quality of unbelievably bad taste.

An expressive way to announce your own distaste for something you fail to see the appeal.

Attributed first use: Bird Casper Jones (prev. Steve Griffiths)

“Green tea is ass-tongue!”
“You legit think Jabba is the sexiest Star Wars character?? Dude, you’ve got ass-tongue.”

by Spaceboy Birdy October 28, 2025

Ass

Something that is normally going to get grabbed if you a girl.
A different way of saying Butt.

“Damn Kelly has a fat ass….”Smirked Alex
“Shut up you b!t(h!SHE’S F***ING 15 WHILE YOUR 17!”Shouted Sabrina
“Shut up pancake ass…”Muttered Alex as he slapped her butt
“OW!”Cried Sabrina
“Leave her alone Alex”Sighed Kelly.
“Ok stress balls chest…”Grinned Alex
“Ugh jerk”Said Kelly as she slapped Alex’s pervert face

by Your_Local_Volunteer_for_VFD February 16, 2022

ass

of a thing used to describe a teen searching in the dictionary. (often removed from history) Used for reasonable purposes. GO GET A GOD DAMN LIFE INSTEAD OF SEARCHING UP ASS IN THE DICTIONARY!

Teen 1:Okay, I am casually going to search up ass on the dictionary.
Teen 2: I'm joining you.

by Normal Sane Person January 18, 2023