stepping on my dick

Screwing up over and over.

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.

by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016

Neighbor’s dick

The dick that your neighbor penetrates you when you come around and help him

-Oh my god, my neighbor’s dick is huge!

-I know right?

by Aguyfromgreece December 5, 2022

Dick

Something good you can suck all day long

Damn bro u got a big dick

by Ass boobs cum dick fuck suck September 18, 2022

National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021

Dick

A toy girls love to use when horny or are a freak

This is a toy to enjoy called the dick

by Khgjejj March 2, 2021

dick twins

Dick twins: Your dick looks like your face by mistake. Dick twins...

Your face looks just like your dick. That's why when you go down on her she always says no. Not yet not yet. Dick twins...

by mali it titi mo June 7, 2017

Dick Riggered

When you get dicked so hard you fall asleep immediately.
In a state of blissful rigor mortis.
Then you wake up stiff.

Damn, he rocked me so hard last night, I got a case of the dickermortis. The ol' dick down. I was full on dick riggered.

by HulkSlogans October 16, 2021