Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.

by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009

Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021

Fucking Cunt Ass Bitch

A generally stupid person, rarely used as a joke, a cunt is the worst thing you can call someone.

“Bro you’re so goofy shut the fuck up you fucking cunt ass bitch😹😹”

by Hsbshsjbudns1838 September 2, 2022

Ass Water

When you have sex with someone, juice pours out of ass making "ass water".
Also used by 9 year olds on fortnite who think they're cool

"Wow, I cummed so hard Ass Water came out"
"UR ASS WATER LMAO STFU IRRELEVANT ASS LMAO BAD FUCK YOURSELF LOSER XD BAD KYS"

by calder mc walder (hentai mf) February 22, 2022

Face in ass

Face in ass is an act where you hump her to her ass bleeds and then you put your face in her bloody ass and eat her out.

Yo I face in assed Becky last night.

by Condom in yo mouth January 16, 2020

Moussa Fat Ass

a guy that has a fat, juicy, thick, succulent, and abnormally large ass.

Moussa has a huge Moussa Fat Ass.

by anonymous February 12, 2023

asses in space

(N.) The best clan for the game Counter-Strike. A.I.S.

Hey, all the Asses In Space are gunna be at CBS later so I'm not going don't want to get my ass kicked.

by Pissed Off Polak December 6, 2003