When you’re assaulted by your own dick pic, but in the initial brief moment at first sight you think, “oh my god, who’s dick is this, and why’s it here?” That is followed rather quickly with, “Oh never mind, it’s just my dick.”
by JamesDamn May 26, 2019
Get the dick panicmug. When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'
Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...
by Jor Gor June 27, 2009
Get the Dick Justicemug. 1) Slang for the male genital organ used in the process of reproduction
2) Used to describe someone who has done something wrong or is rude
3) A shortened version of the name Richard
2) Used to describe someone who has done something wrong or is rude
3) A shortened version of the name Richard
1) Man, I shoved my huge dick in that girl last night. I think she felt more pain than pleasure, but who gives a fuck
2) Brady is a dick. He came to my house and stole a ton of shit
3) My friend Dick is a nice guy. He donates to charity quite a lot.
2) Brady is a dick. He came to my house and stole a ton of shit
3) My friend Dick is a nice guy. He donates to charity quite a lot.
by Anqrygole May 26, 2019
Get the Dickmug. by GGJKLOLLMAOLMFAONGGRNGGABTCHHR November 21, 2021
Get the Big fat dick in my mouthmug. Shaniqua: Omg tanwuinisja look, there’s big dick Derrick!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!
Tanwuinisja: I heard his dick is as long as the Great Wall of China!!
by Big dick Richard :) December 31, 2019
Get the Big dick Derrickmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the `~`Dick`~`Sucker`~`Dick`~`mug. DICK SKIN is primarily the name of a dude who enjoy pounding off to other dudes. People who are jealous or envious of there peers will call them DICK SKIN because they have penis envy. Some sex offenders use the name DICK SKIN to call there buddys because they have butt sex fantasy’s about them.
Hey Jason have you seen Johnny Dick Skins facebook lately? (Jason) No Tim i have not, also your on the “List” and should get off the internet!!!
by Timmy the Toucher January 29, 2022
Get the DICK SKINmug.