Ass Crack

The act of putting cocaine in ones asshole and sniffing it out

ME : *SNIFFFF*
ME: Thanks for the ass crack
Hooker: No prob

by ThatOneDud November 5, 2018

Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan

*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.

by Codes&ry November 15, 2020

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

Beat ass

When you lose a fight or when you beat someone in a fight.

Yo I just gave this girl beat ass

by anonymous June 24, 2024

Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.

Hey fucker, it's ass hat day.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

Grab ass day

Oct, 15

Grab dat ass, grab it good! Free day to grab ass with out looking like a moron. PERIOD

Person 1-Dude grab her ass!
Person 2-I already did, it’s grab ass day bro!!!

by National Grab Ass Day. Year 2 October 13, 2020

Ass whisper

Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.

Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper

by Bujjeje December 9, 2019