dirty squirter

where a person farts waiting for a partner to insert the penis in the ass. Penis is then rapidly withdrawn leading to flatulence, continuing until a flurry of Diarrhoea is emptied out of the hole and all over the person in question.

“no way becky had tom give her a dirty squirter - it took weeks to wash off!”

by goonmunt69 August 17, 2025

dirty haidar

Eating copious amounts of kebab mixed with asian buffet while looking at his mother whilst simultaneously violently masturbating to men dressed as farm animals. He finishes off by shitting in the middle of the public road with the onlook of his mother.

Bro, i pulled a dirty Haidar last night with my girlfriend (mom). It was amazing, dream come true!

by 73kebabsaday August 18, 2025

Dirty Miller

Someone who uses their dandruff and sprinkles it on the tip then inserts

I love it when someone dirty millers me with their dandruff

by goonmaster1245 August 20, 2025

dirty ostin

a man that cuts off his hand and jerks off his boyfriend with

“the only thing i can think about is doing a dirty ostin with him.”

by diddyblud41 August 21, 2025

Dirty Ostin

A person who likes to date children, preferably kids 5 to 10 years younger, also doesn't shower for a month and changes their underwear once a month.

Man you're one dirty ostin, you stink man and your undies have skidmarks. That 12 year old gf what does she see in you.

by Dictman2025 August 21, 2025

Dirty ostin

A femboy that likes to take it up the bum by 4 big black islanders while ejaculating on a midget

Yo did you see nate do the dirty ostin last weekend. Yeah it was crazy

by Short_Aussie-_ August 21, 2025

Dirty Mitchell

A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.

“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Mitchell”

by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025