wood shopiery

(n.) The type of person who makes fantabulous wood items

That wood shopiery guy is very fabulous

by Bill Jackson the fifth hokage January 11, 2014

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

You tryna hold this wood

The famous line said by Areeb of day today Drylaw and was most famously used in the Ats song Smithereens

Areeb “ you tryna hold this wood”

by Daytodaydrylway October 27, 2021

u smell like wood

A refrence to a good smell like burning wood

Guy#1 Hey nice cologne you smell like wood
Guy#2 Ok...thanks I guess

by XxSavage pandaxX March 8, 2017

christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports

Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.

by christian wood June 12, 2021

ella woods

Ella is the most vibrant, beautiful soul you’ll ever meet. She is forever down to earth and is extremely selfless. If you’re her friend she will stick by you’re side and never let anyone give you shit. There’s always a sparkle in her vivid green eyes, and whenever they are sad you would do anything to make her feel better, since she does the same for you. No matter what she’s going through she will be there for you. If you have an ella as you’re friend never let her go

the most beautiful thing you can think of will never compare to ella woods

by heyitsmuah January 9, 2019

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015