Ugly weed

When your not ugly but your not cute so your ugly weed

Man your boy best friend is a ugly weed

by Sexuality January 25, 2019

Pulling weeds

Masterbating in the backyard.

He was pulling weeds in because he was horney

by Joymooon May 7, 2025

wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

gay weed

what canadians smoke

dude did you hit that shit last night?
yeah bro, it was some mad gay weed from BC

by king_D__ May 11, 2022

weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!

We be on that weed welfare!

by Weed welfare December 4, 2015

blue moon weed

blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating

yooo dude it was such a blast last night i had the best blue moon weed ever!

by paneshroud December 22, 2023

Weeded Out

A negative term to describe someone who consumes marijuana where such drug is clearly having a detrimental effect on their being.

Can also be taken as a play on words to say that someone was 'weeded out' (taken out) of a program/job/place etc due to their drug use.

Person 1: Hey I kind of like her, but they're kind of... dull?
Person 2: well duh, she's totally weeded out. Look at her friends, how she talks, real obvious.

by diegdefs January 24, 2024