sesqui-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s half-sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle rico

That one guy who takes forever at something

Kid1 (finished test)
Uncle Rico (still writing name and date)

by That one guy who hates the dod November 17, 2018

uncle louis

Fattest mother fucker alive with a perm, a rock hard belly, and a big 'ol cock. Also works at the VOC.

Uncle Louis has crazy eyes again... You know Steve is getting it this time!

by Motorfoodoo December 12, 2013

Uncle Kelly

Lame, without purpose, Internet dating wizard, able to capture the attention of unwitting women with online prose

I am going to hang out at home tonight and Uncle Kelly a bunch of dames.

by Uncle Fes December 17, 2012

Uncle bro

Its the cool uncle , the cool cat, the fonz! the one thats single but all the nephews and nieces love him. He always brings a different girl to the parties and holidays. He’s always late to parties but as soon as he walks in the party gets lit. Usually wears a jean jacket with rolled up sleeves to show off his tattoos and 1001 bead bracelets. Always has a beard and mean demeanour look. Usually a chain smoker and scotch/soda to top it off.

Oh my god! UNCLE BRO IS HERE! The kids are gonna get lit!

OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.

Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!

by Thebrotherofallbrothers March 31, 2020

Ur uncle a fungle

Say these words and completely obliterate any for that blocks your path. Nothing can stop it or you with this insult.

Some faggot#1:"ur mum gay"
You the intellect:"ur uncle a fungle"

by Peridit_is_1 May 22, 2018

Uncle Fucker Incident

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident

by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023