A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
Get the horny turtlemug. may come in the form of a complusive lier, usually resides in the tri state area, also enjoys spending its time riding small hard objects that are from its own family blood lines, plans are not its strong point and will dodge any form of communication followed up by a poor excuse, that usually equates to "tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it"
tonite the turtle was captivated by his father in the bed room and willing and openly proformed sexual acts while getting the utmost enjoyment from it
by hmmhmm January 13, 2011
Get the Turtlemug. The turtle is cute
by Elassad the turtle March 16, 2020
Get the Turtlemug. by HandsomeDragon8 September 15, 2022
Get the turtlemug. Performing a blow job on a soft penis.
by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024
Get the Turtle cheechingmug. 
A sea creature that has a cousin called the tortoise. THE TURTLE HAS FLIPPERS NOT FEET
Also they poop out a lot of eggs and only 1 in like 30 of those eggs survive to adulthood
Also they poop out a lot of eggs and only 1 in like 30 of those eggs survive to adulthood
by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023
Get the Turtlemug.