Man Miss

its when you, being a straight guy, you miss your male friend but with no homosexual feelings involved, you just man miss your friend.

guy 1: hey i miss my friend dany he went back to PR to spend the summer
guy 2: thats pretty gay dude
guy 1: of course not, i just man miss him

by sullivangdl September 23, 2009

man scepter

A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.

Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.

by brephophagist February 1, 2007

Muffler Man

A barber who will trim a girl's muff.

The muffler man helped trim my girlfriend's large muff.

by СукаБлять June 6, 2015

Man-slab

A sexually-attractive male. The word is derived from references to beautiful people as pieces of meat.

"That guy is a total man-slab."

by DeliciouslySexy January 10, 2005

holiday man

term of abuse.

Person who wears a XXL size shirt and makes goblin noices.

Look that man he probably holiday man.
Don't come near me you holiday man!

by Borushka September 11, 2020

dummie man

The neighborhood d-boy.

Man i heard that the dummie man got some of that fire.

by Ry-Dro July 13, 2006

the he-man

When you are fisting a girl and you straight arm her in the air as if he-man is lifting his sword.

I gave Kate S the He-Man last night.

by Andy the Clown January 1, 2012