weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.

James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Ugly weed

When your not ugly but your not cute so your ugly weed

Man your boy best friend is a ugly weed

by Sexuality January 25, 2019

Weed Famine

The shortage of marijuana in a community for a prolonged period of time.

“Hey do you know that guy?”
“Yeah! I used to get bud from him, well before The Weed Famine.”

by witches240 October 01, 2021

Weed raking

scrolling through all your contacts on your phone looking for some who might have any weed

Dude, we were out of weed so we all had to go weed raking to find someone with bud

by thebigcheifa November 03, 2011

Weed Wacking

Crushing a blunt with a giant ass hammer. Then taking a credit card and forming the weed into a giant super blunt. Then lighting it up and taking a hit through a straw.

Hey dude I got myself a blunt today, let's do some Weed Wacking!

by DickKickem101 April 27, 2017

weed poachers

People asking you who you get your weed from

Random kid-Hey Mathew this is some great weed man who do you get it from?

Mathew- I'm not telling you, you fucking weed poachers!!

by DaChubKing February 21, 2014

funny weed day

A national holiday celebrated on the 21st of April when Jason takes weed on random vc and gets high because funni

"haha funny weed day"
"maybe i'll get high for the vc"
"damn"

by beyondRussian April 06, 2022